February 2012
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so i found porn that looks just like davejohn
jakeenglish:
and it’s not that harry potter porn everyone always makes gifs of
but it is harry potter related. it’s like a gay buttslut harry potter AU. or something.
anyways here’s some HIGH QUALITY SCREENSHOTS WITH EXPERT ENHANCEMENTS
if u want the link um
here
perv
it has a stupid story set up and the dave one says like “erectus nomorus” at the end and i laughed so hard
AHHHHHH TUMBLR WHAT THE FUCK
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NSFW - Dirk/Jake [fic]: "Ends and Means"
akitsu-47:
I wrote this during thesis breaks today, because, you know, I didn’t have enough writing to do as it was. :I I hope it makes sense, I promise it did in my head…?
Title: Ends and Means Fandom: Homestuck Pairing: Dirk/Jake Rating: NSFW Words: 5800+ Summary: … in which Roxy has a birthday, a club plays sexy music and Jane makes hangover soup while Dirk tries to deal with the Jake...
prussias-dick:
Is Rose British?
Because I’m getting this headcanon that she’s British
And idek why trekgnkjernker
She isn’t, she just speaks very eloquently.
Does OTP stand for “Oh, The Pain”?
i am the lantern. its me.: Inaugural John/Dave... →
velvet-lantern:
Dave (since he really loves music) has gotten to be a really good singer and enjoys singing, but he’s terrified of anyone hearing him sing because he thinks his singing isn’t that great. One reason he likes to rap is because it’s vocal and musical without being singing.
So life goes on like this…
