so i found porn that looks just like davejohn
and it’s not that harry potter porn everyone always makes gifs of
but it is harry potter related. it’s like a gay buttslut harry potter AU. or something.
anyways here’s some HIGH QUALITY SCREENSHOTS WITH EXPERT ENHANCEMENTS
if u want the link um
perv
it has a stupid story set up and the dave one says like “erectus nomorus” at the end and i laughed so hard



